2.21.2005

Oh No!

A few minutes ago, on television (shame!) we saw a Red Bull commercial. "Red Bull gives you wings!" yada yada. So in this particular commercial, that perhaps you've already seen, a man is walking along and a bird sqwaks overhead. He chugs a Red Bull, grows wings and I wanted to make some joke about him gettin' up on that bird and holy shit, that's exactly what it appears he may do! He gets behind the bewildered looking bird and immediately undoes his belt buckle and goes for his pants. What?
Violated.

2 comments:

Death said...

I had a bird shit on me when I was having a bad day and if I could'a grown wings I would have crapped all over that little bastard

pomegranate said...

But. Would you have grown wings and fucked that bird from behind, mid-air? 'Cause this guy in the commercial.. he's totally willing.

Has anyone else seen this? I know you must've.