a tribute.

If I was in a string orchestra I'd say, "Hey, guys! Isn't it about time we did a string tribute to crock-o-crap?!" And everyone would say.. "YEAH!"

So, here it is.. my string tribute to crock-o-crap...my life partner, my best friend,

*Deep, cello intro*
Husband,

We met back in good ol' 00. Remember 00? I loved you then..a lot even but it doesn't compare to now. Being married to you is just so damn much F U N! I can't get over it. You're perfect for me. (If I were cool this is the part where I'd write something that doesn't suck.)

Anyway..

Happy Birthday. love you.