Sorry, another one.

I'm mostly putting this here so I can perhaps snicker at it in a year or three. I had another "fun" dream last night. This time my uterus was tethered outside my body by a cord that went into my hip and then somewhere in my body. There was this smallish, warm, wet uterus just sort of bouncing along against my upper thigh and when I touched it little feet would kick my fingers. I was very concerned about this discovery of the outtie uterus and consulted my mom. She assured me to put away my ridiculous concerns because eventually it would "go back in."