Pissed.

I'd pretty much punch your granny in the face right now if she looked at me. I was getting shit out of the trunk of my car when I started dropping some of that shit. Being the multi-tasker I am, I was simultaneously slamming the trunk of my hatchback type car when the huge assfucker metal part that locks into place came slamming into my head. It seriously stunned me so much and hurt so bad that I dropped everything on the ground and immediately started sobbing.

While I'm feeling pissed I'll gripe about some other things. This'll balance out the previous, incredibly sappy post about feeling the hybrid move for the first time.

1) "Ladybugs" are taking over our house, inside and out. These are the orange and yellow ones, some have no dots and the word on the street is they bite and/or sting? No idea, I haven't been bitten or stung but they're annoying as hell.

2) I tried to reschedule my doctor's appointment because I screwed up the date and have to work and the bitch on the phone was so insanely rude. Perhaps I was the 47th call in a row trying to reschedule an appointment but she was awful. This also stunned me as I couldn't understand why she was being so fucking rude. It's not as if I was calling an hour before my appointment. Ugh. I finally asked if I should call another time? I rarely call people out on that stuff but I wanted to. I wanted to point blank ask why she was treating me like an ass. So they could get me in for another appointment at the end of December and I said nevermind, I'll keep my appointment and she said FINE and I said ok, thanks and that was that. DAMN IT. Hang in there, lady. One more day and then you get some time off, ok?

3) There was this awesome rainbowy striped sweater I was trying to order online and then I felt guilty so I decided to wait until I get paid and between then (Sunday) and today, it sold out!