4.25.2008

Cultivating.

I shaved my legs tonight, you know, just in case. I also sort of trimmed up the Gateway to the World but then I started to regret that because...well.. I was thinking. If people (this including family/medical personnel/etc.) are gettin' a look at the goods on happy birth day what will they think? Is it more respectable to have just let it go all natural during pregnancy? Will they realize that not only had it been totally neglected but I did this ramshackle shave job at the last minute? Is it going to itch? Ha. Ok so it's not naked but just neatly trimmed, err, that's what I was going for. I've really got no idea what it looks like down there. Might wanna keep the ol' eyes closed tight, Hybrid. Don't wanna get poked and/or completely traumatized.

6 comments:

meesha.v said...

I think this is the only one time in my life when I didn't care to look at a women down there. Don't worry about the looks, good luck.

Spyder said...

LOL! Shaving blindly. You are brave!

Doc said...

hilariuos!

and they're all so slicked up when they emerge those pointy little hairs will just slide right off of them. and if yours is like our first, she'll have more hair tham mama...

Donna said...

Forty years ago, the nurses shaved your pubic hair before you went to the delivery room. Maybe that's changed. It does itch when it grows out.

Nickie said...

That is frickin rad, ha *grin*

rubigimlet said...

hehe, i encountered the same quandry this time around. funny, with the first one, i didn't have the energy to care. plus, i got a pedicure that read 'Hi Baby!; upside down. i guess i assumed he'd be able to read even as he was coming out of the womb. hehe.